THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT ONE OF THEM…

“FOR YOUR DELECTATION, YOU PIECE OF RANCID SHIT… FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE, GET IT RIGHT!”
“GO ON!”
“I SPENT XMAS AT HOME, ALONE… PICKING THE FLUFF FROM MY ARSE…”
“WHAT, LITERALLY?”
“NEAR AS DAMMIT! I SAT THERE – IN THAT SHITTY CHAIR – AND WATCHED, WITHOUT WISHING TO, THESE SENILE FUCKERS, WHOSE PAYDAY IS INDUCED BY TAKING NOTES AND COMPILING INFORMATION ON THIER NEIGHBOURS… I WATCHED AS THEY BEGAN SWITICHING LIGHTS ON AND OFF, OFF AND ON, THROWING FIREWORKS DOWN THE ROAD…I WAS LISTENING TO THE DECEMBRISTS… NOT THE POP BAND… THE RUSSIAN…”
“WHAT ABOUT YOU?”
“I THEN HAD TO ENDURE MINDLESS MINUTES OF EXCRUTIAITING BOREDOM AS I DRANK ONE BEER AFTER THE NEXT, LISTENING TO CAR DOORS SLAM AD NAUSEAM… AND YOU WANT ME TO BE QUIET!!!!!! FUCKING PRICKS!”
“THESE FUCKING CUNTS ARE ON £14 QUID AN HOUR TO SIT THERE AND MAKE DETAILED STUDIES OF CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS… MAKING THESE INDIVIDUAL’S LIVES A FUCKING MISERY… AND YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING LAY DOWN AND DIE WHILST THIS IS GOING ON? IF I CHIN HIM, I CHIN HIM… ENUFF SAID… WATCHING OUT THE WINDOW COS THAT CUNT HAD PISSED IN MY BED AND SET FIRE TO THE CURTAINS!!!””
“FUCKING ZERO…”
“FUCKING NOSFERATU!!!”
“AGGRESSIVE CONJURER OF SENILE WANKINGS!”
“YEAH… RIGHT ON!”
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