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FOOKIN HELL….

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SO I READ THE JOHNNY MARR “INTERVIEW”… ACTUALLY, Y’KNOW, AND I NEVER BELIEVED IT MYSEL’… JAW JUTTED CUNT, HE WAS, THIS JOHNNY MARR WHO WORKED FOR POST OFFICE (ROYAL MAIL, DELIVERING YER MAIL AND FUCKING IT UP) WHO THEN SAID HE WAS TRAINING TO BE A “SPECIAL” POLICE CONSTABLE – THIS JOHNNY MARR (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ME OR SMITHS’ GUITARIST.. NOT THAT I’M A MARR OR A MAHER BUZZCOCK! I SAY I AM NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THIS TWAT AS I HAVE BEEN CONFUSED WITH THIS TWAT – THE TEDIOUS CONSTABLE TYPE I MEAN… !!!!) ANYHOW; I READ THE “INTERVIEW” IN MOJO MAGAZINE – AND IT READS AKIN TO MY SCRAPBOOKS OF SMITHS INTERVIEWS FROM YEARS AGO… I THINK SOMEONE HAS JUST GONE AND TRAWLED MY LITERATURE AND CREATED SOME PSUEDO-INTERVIEW WITH HIM… AS I WAS A FAN I THINK I AM IN A POSITON TO COMMENT, AND NEVER HAVING ANY PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THE BAND MEMEBRS, THEY ARE THOSE DISTANT THINGS ONE ADMIRES FOR VARIOUS REASONS, ONE WONDERS WHAT THE FUCKING FUSS IS ALL ABOUT… ITS MUSIC YOU LIKE OR MUSIC YOU LEAVE ALONE… PERHAPS THE LAST BAND I ENJOYED BEFORE BAND MEMBERS BEGAN HASSLING THEIR AUDIENCE – PERHAPS THAT WAS WHAT PUNK WAS ABOUT: NEITHER MITHERER OF BAND NOR FAN ALIKE SHALL BE… ERR MITHERED…???????????? I HAVE THE CLIP OF TEDIOUS CHILDREN ASKING MARR AND MORRISSEY QUESTIONS – DATA RUN, I THINK THE SHOW IS CALLED… AND I HAVE ONLY EVER HAD ONE THING SIGNED – THAT BEING BY ONE ANDY ROURKE… SAW MORRISSY AT LEEDS FESTIVAL I THINK. MISSED WHITE STRIPES SEGMENT AS I WAS TOO PISSED AND I GOT WET THRU… MY BIGGEST CLAIM TO FAME BEING: I NEVER SAW THE SMITHS LIVE… HAVING THEM RE-FORM WOULD BE THE PROVERBIAL DOG AND VOMIT ROUTINE… AND I NEVER KNEW MARR WAS A VEGAN, OR SO IT STATES HERE… IN CONCLUSION – YER ACTUAL JOHNNY MARR OF GUITAR FAME DOESN’T SEEM TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO, HAS BEEN WORN DOWN – AND HIS GUITAR PLAYING IS LEFT A PIDDLING MIRAGE OF ITS FORMER SELF… LIKE A LOT OF EXCELLENT GUITAR/BASS PLAYERS – I’M THINKING: CRANK IT UP A NOTCH OR TEN!!! FOR FUCK’S SAKE… I’M THINKING I’D LIKE TO HEAR SOME RIFFS AKIN TO EARLY HEY COLOSSUS OR SABBATH…

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