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H JON MILLS

DEAR MR DAPPY;

I TOO AM “BORING”… BUT I FEAR YOUR WEALTH AND PRESTIGE WILL ASSUAGE THIS TEDIOUS FACT FOR YOUR GOODSELF IF NOT ME… MAYBE THEY MEANT BORING IN BED, THESE WOMEN? IN WHICH CASE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN SOME JOKES…..

THERE’S A FEW WEBSITES ON WWW WHICH WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO APPROACH HUMOUR IN THE BEDROOM – OTHER THAN PARADE ABOUT IN BALLOONS WHILST NAKED – REFER TO O.T.T… I COULDN’T THINK OF WHAT ELSE YOU COULD DO WITH SOME WOMEN – THOSE WHO WOULD BE INTRIGUED BY YOUR CELEBRITY PROWESS, THAT IS…

REGARDS

JONATHAN “BORING” SUTCLIFFE – WHO HAS LOST HIS DULLARD TITLE TO MR DAPPY.

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IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE WEALTH/FORTITUDE OR VALOUR NOR RACIST NEIGHBOURS COUGHING: EXPERIMENTAL IMAGE CREATOR RUNNING THE GAMUT OF INSANE NONSENSE REGARDS THE DEVELOPMENT AND PRESENTATION OF THE PHOTOGRAPHIC IMAGE PER SE WHILST ENDEAVORING TO "GET ON WITH IT" WHILST ACKNOWLEDGING THAT PHOTOGRAPHY IS THE NADIR OF ARTISTIC/VISUAL DECEPTION... SAID PHOTOGRAPHER IS HELD AS THE ACME OF HIGH CONTEMPT THE ZENITH OF MISUNDERSTANDING AD NAUSEAM. A LOVER OF WINE WOMEN AND SONG, ALTERNATIVE PROCESSES AND THE HERE AND NOW.

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